originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

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Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]

…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

_{I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.}

_{[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]}

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I have answered yours, so now answer my question.

Ah... it's not really something I like talking about specifically, but uh, I guess you could say that I'm cursed.

A cursed being.

[Raises a brow - was there something shameful in his curse?]

Kesese! Someone like me doesn't need to know about a lowly being such as yourself!

[It's his way of allowing Ryner his privacy. God knows how many secrets Prussia has.]

['Lowly'. Heh, well, that's a nice way to put it, he thinks.

Anyway, time to change the subject, quick before he changes his mind and tries to fish for details! Let's see... the original topic was about that fish, so...]

So, uh... have you fished up any other types, or was that the first?

[He scowls. Must you bring that thing up again?]

Only thing in the water.

[Mutters to himself how you can't even catch food in the Pokeworld. WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY.]

Haa... well, then maybe there isn't anything that could eat it around, so it doesn't need to fight? [As he tries (and probably fails) to make the argument that the fish's existence isn't pointless, at least.

And of course, at the time of this thread he hasn't made it to Cherrygrove yet and thus doesn't know that they do in fact sell meat products, so he's just assuming everyone's expected to be vegetarian or something.]

[Snorts loudly.]

I bet everything can eat it.

Well it's gotta survive somehow...

Yeah, by multiplying enough so that predators can't keep up with it.

I guess if it works...

Tch, it's pathetic.

Mmm, I think it's a good thing.

You're weird. And stupid.

[Which is really him asking how it's a good thing.]

[He's been called worse.]

Ah, maybe I am, I guess.

[Sulkily]

Fine. Convince me in three sentences what's so good about this thing.

[Waves a hand at Lisbeth, who is still flopping around the pier.]

Ah, well... It's nice to know there's something out there that isn't meant to fight in life, as I said - it makes a nice change of pace from everything that only seems to ever fight, but since you don't seem to care for that... well, even if people can't, there's probably something out there that eats them, considering that there's something out there that eats just about everything, so they probably help that type to live, and they're probably another kind that fight, so you could find that if you wanted to...

I like its coloring, too - that bright orange really kind of stands out, you know?

[Good job, Ryner. You just confirmed what he already knew - it's a useless weakling. It's not even cute!]

You're saying that the only thing it's good for is to be eaten.

Well, you don't think that something that doesn't fight is a good thing!

I don't like useless things.

[Unless they're cute, but that's besides the point.

Lisbeth wilts at this declaration.]

... [He sighs.] It's bothersome arguing with you... I still like it, though.

[He smirks.] 'Cause you can't win against me.

[Rolls eyes.] Take it, then.

Ah... I'd rather not separate you though. Even if you don't like it, it doesn't seem to mind you.

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Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

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laksdfh back from hiatus. ;;

Welcome back! ^^

Thank youuu. :D Time to catch up!

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HI I AM STEALING INTERNET. I am so sorry for my failure in keeping this thread going.

It's seriously not a problem. ^^

sob. I suck. I really do.

You do not.

aklsdfht stop being so nice. ;A; <3

But that's how I am naturally? <3

OKAY stop being so awesome. ;_;

I'm not sure how to do that...

uh..TRY HARDER. Maybe it'll work.

I'll try, then?

|D <3

^^;

8D

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