Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[originofawesome]

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]



…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

<sub>I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.



[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]</sub>

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[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

[ he'd punch back, jsyk. ]

Why don't you just kick it back into the water.

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[originofawesome]

[Then they'd get into an awesome fist fight.]

I already did!

[Just for you, he'll toss the fish back into the water. And whaddya know, she tosses herself right back onto the pier, as if nothing happened.]

It. Won't. Go. Away.

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[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

[ and afterwards they'd go drink beer like bros? ]

Then just walk away. Doubt it'll follow you on land.

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[originofawesome]

[Totally. This is how friendship works.]

I tried. It flopped after me.

[He'd never admit to this, but a part of him feels guilty leaving a fish on land when it refuses to go back into the water. He shrugs a bit smugly.]

I can't help it if it wants to stay with me.