originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

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Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]

…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

_{I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.}

_{[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]}

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Hmph!

I never said you were, nor did I imply that, aru.

[He shakes his head.] No, they just asked me if they could come watch. Who am I to deny them?

[Why does Prussia, have that horrified look on his face? Unless... Oh no, not another one.]

No, no, aru! Not Lucifer as in the Devil! The Lucifer I'm talking about is Mammon's older sister! And Mammon is one of the friends I made here!

[Silkily]

Be careful with your words~

[Well, this would raise the stakes a bit.] Don't be too upset when you've embarrassed yourself in front of them.

[Still disgusted and horrified.]

Let me repeat. What monster would name their child after the Devil?

It's not like I've been embarrassed in front of them before. [Still, it would deal damage to his pride if he lost.]

How should I know, aru. But I think they might be like us, as in "not human." Then again, I could be wrong. They might have been human once before, aru.

[smirk] Then it won't be anything new.

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OH MY GOD HAVE MERCY.]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT HUMAN"? ARE THEY DEMONS?

WHY ARE YOU FRATERNIZING WITH THE DEVIL!?

[And he thought France was extreme.]

[He lets out an irritated sigh.] Maybe they are, maybe they aren't, aru. What does it matter now, anyway. We're all stuck here, so we might as well make bonds with different people, aru.

[Don't compare him to France. :|]

[They're stuck with demons in this world! FUCK FUCK FUCK. NO WAIT........China wouldn't know what a real demon looks like!...He'll just be telling himself that China is stupid and making shit up. The shorter nation is a weirdo anyway.]

You asshole.

[You made him freak out for no reason!]

Excuse me?

Stupid bastard, don't say such things lightly!

You freak out about those two girls not being human, yet you're not human yourself1 And don't say it's because your awesome, aru!

[Boy, was Prussia lucky that he wasn't near China now.]

There's a difference between demons and nations, you idiot!

[No, China is the one who is lucky to be far away. :|]

How would you know what a demon is like, aru?!

Calling yourself a demon? I can't disagree.

You... I can't believe this! [He swore that a vein was going to pop.]

Just meet me in Violet City like we agreed, aru! And hurry up! I don't want to keep Hong Kong and Korea waiting here forever, aru!

[He lets out an angry huff before shutting off his pokegear, knowing it was his only escape from the albino.

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Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[video] China doesn't know he's being fooled at the moment >w>

1/2 [video] ...poor guy, fooled by the perverted white devil.

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[video] Have pity on him.

1/2 [video] You should know better, China! DX

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[video] He can be naive when it comes to someone bawling their eyes out ;;

[video] The tears are a lie!

[video] IDK Anymore Man!

[video] I think you're beyond saving China. 8(

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