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Prussia ([personal profile] originofawesome) wrote2010-11-03 08:08 pm

Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

Ah hell, bite dammit!

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]



…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.



[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]

[ video ] all of those are lies

[identity profile] bauhinias.livejournal.com 2010-11-09 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
That would make you the king of weird, wouldn't it.

[ video ] no gilbird is a lie 8|

[identity profile] bauhinias.livejournal.com 2010-11-09 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Uh-huh, suuuure. He just squints. ]

[ video ] YOUR PANTS

[identity profile] bauhinias.livejournal.com 2010-11-09 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ HE'S JUST GOING TO SHAKE HIS HEAD AT YOU.

FOREVER.
]

[ video ] you mean yours

[identity profile] bauhinias.livejournal.com 2010-11-09 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Macigkarp.

[ video ] you mean proper thongs 8|

[identity profile] bauhinias.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
If it were shiny.

[ video ] stop talking to yourself 8|

[identity profile] bauhinias.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Gyarados.

[ video ]

[identity profile] bauhinias.livejournal.com 2010-11-11 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Your magickarp isn't shiny enough.

[ Hangs up first. ]