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Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]

…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

_{I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.}

_{[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]}

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[Petulantly.]

It won't leave.

[To demonstrate, he tosses Lisbeth back into the water. After a moment, she suddenly bounces back onto the pier next to him.]

Dammit.

It must like you a lot.

[This face.]

[ BLANK FACE. ]

What?

What...

Why're you looking at me weirdly?

What do you mean?

I always look at you like this.

[........He doesn't know how to feel about that.]

You're weird.

[Friggin Asians.]

That would make you the king of weird, wouldn't it.

[Sputters] WHAT! No! You Asians are weird as hell!

[ Uh-huh, suuuure. He just squints. ]

Even you can't dispute it.

[ HE'S JUST GOING TO SHAKE HIS HEAD AT YOU.

FOREVER. ]

[He doesn't notice, because he's too caught up in his awesomeness.]

Macigkarp.

[Have another weird look. :|]

You want one that badly?

If it were shiny.

What the hell are you talking about?

Gyarados.

[Stop spewing nonsense. B| Prussia is on to your deceiving ways!]

I'm hanging up on you.

Your magickarp isn't shiny enough.

[ Hangs up first. ]

What are you--DON'T HANG UP ON ME, YOU BASTARD!

[Chucks the Pokegear.]

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Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[ video ] NOT FOR YOU

[ video ] what about when no one is around

[ video ] That means you're on your knees. 8)

[ video ] HA NO

[ video ] YES. YOU ARE MY PET.

[ video ] other way around, dear

[ video ] No I claimed you first. :|

[ video ] 8| NO I CLAIMED YOU FIRST

[ video ] DON'T LIE TO ME.

[ video ] NO U

[ video ] I speak truths. :|

[ video ] all of those are lies

[ video ] You and your mom are a lie. 8|

[ video ] no gilbird is a lie 8|

[ video ] Your face is a lie. X|

[ video ] YOUR PANTS

[ video ] YOUR LOINCLOTH

[ video ] you mean yours

[ video ] No yours. I'm civilized and have proper underwear. :|

[ video ] you mean proper thongs 8|

[ video ] Stop talking about yourself. 8|

[ video ] stop talking to yourself 8|

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