originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

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Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]

…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

_{I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.}

_{[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]}

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Oh? You've caught one too, aru?

[Why are you reminding him of this. Never mind the physical reminder in front of him.]

So you have a useless fish.

My Lien-Hua is not useless, aru! She's just very frail.

By the way, our friendly match is still on, right? Or have you tucked your tail between your legs, aru?

[Have a "Are you stupid?" look.]

All Magikarp are useless.

[Lisbeth wilts a bit. He doesn't notice, of course.

He just sneers at that comment.]

I thought you were the one who was too cowardly.

[Flippantly]

Whenever you're ready, old man~

Not if you take care of them, aru. Besides, I sense a hidden power within them. I just need to train Lien-Hua some more and then she will blossom into a strong pokemon!

[He sees the saddened Magikarp in the background.] See, you just hurt its feelings!

Tch. Please, I'm still in Violet, waiting for you. [He ignores the 'old man' comment.] In fact, I'll probably be here for awhile since I'm thinking about taking a job at the restaurant. By the way, we never really decided how we're going to do this, aru. Will it be hand-to-hand combat between two Nations, or a pokemon battle?

[He looks at Lisbeth, who he swears looks exactly the same.]

Getting senile?

[Stretches luxuriously.]

Give me the time and place.

Between us. No point in going through Pokemon.

[He's always wanted to test China's skills.]

You're so heartless, aru!

In Violet City, after I get from work, aru. Just remember, no weapons. It's illegal to carry them in this world, aru.

[China was curious to see Prussia's combat skills.]

By the way, we might be having a small audience. I told Lucifer about it and she's really interested to see it, aru. It's also most likely that Korea will be there to watch.

[He just laughs in response.]

The truth hurts.

Tch, I'm not dishonorable.

[Raises an eyebrow.]

Confident, eh? It'll come bite you in the ass.

[Wait. WAAAIIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN LUCIFER IS HERE? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE OH MY GOD THEY'RE ALL FUCKED--]

[Oh wait. Maybe it's some poor soul stuck with the name.]

Why the fuck would someone name their kid "Lucifer"?

[He's appalled, can you tell?]

Hmph!

I never said you were, nor did I imply that, aru.

[He shakes his head.] No, they just asked me if they could come watch. Who am I to deny them?

[Why does Prussia, have that horrified look on his face? Unless... Oh no, not another one.]

No, no, aru! Not Lucifer as in the Devil! The Lucifer I'm talking about is Mammon's older sister! And Mammon is one of the friends I made here!

[Silkily]

Be careful with your words~

[Well, this would raise the stakes a bit.] Don't be too upset when you've embarrassed yourself in front of them.

[Still disgusted and horrified.]

Let me repeat. What monster would name their child after the Devil?

It's not like I've been embarrassed in front of them before. [Still, it would deal damage to his pride if he lost.]

How should I know, aru. But I think they might be like us, as in "not human." Then again, I could be wrong. They might have been human once before, aru.

[smirk] Then it won't be anything new.

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OH MY GOD HAVE MERCY.]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT HUMAN"? ARE THEY DEMONS?

WHY ARE YOU FRATERNIZING WITH THE DEVIL!?

[And he thought France was extreme.]

[He lets out an irritated sigh.] Maybe they are, maybe they aren't, aru. What does it matter now, anyway. We're all stuck here, so we might as well make bonds with different people, aru.

[Don't compare him to France. :|]

[They're stuck with demons in this world! FUCK FUCK FUCK. NO WAIT........China wouldn't know what a real demon looks like!...He'll just be telling himself that China is stupid and making shit up. The shorter nation is a weirdo anyway.]

You asshole.

[You made him freak out for no reason!]

Excuse me?

Stupid bastard, don't say such things lightly!

You freak out about those two girls not being human, yet you're not human yourself1 And don't say it's because your awesome, aru!

[Boy, was Prussia lucky that he wasn't near China now.]

There's a difference between demons and nations, you idiot!

[No, China is the one who is lucky to be far away. :|]

How would you know what a demon is like, aru?!

Calling yourself a demon? I can't disagree.

You... I can't believe this! [He swore that a vein was going to pop.]

Just meet me in Violet City like we agreed, aru! And hurry up! I don't want to keep Hong Kong and Korea waiting here forever, aru!

[He lets out an angry huff before shutting off his pokegear, knowing it was his only escape from the albino.

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Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

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[video] DSLFHG late i be sorry D:

[video] It's alright~

[video] <3333

[video] X3

[video] Also, read part of your thread with France. What is this relationship I see~?

[video] China is easily won over by tears : |

1/2 [video] Don't give into France's lies!

2/3 [video] asdfh lied!

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[video] China doesn't know he's being fooled at the moment >w>

1/2 [video] ...poor guy, fooled by the perverted white devil.

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[video] Have pity on him.

1/2 [video] You should know better, China! DX

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[video] He can be naive when it comes to someone bawling their eyes out ;;

[video] The tears are a lie!

[video] IDK Anymore Man!

[video] I think you're beyond saving China. 8(

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