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Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]

…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

_{I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.}

_{[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]}

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...??

[ why you so horrified D: ]

[He doesn't realize the feed is on as he continues staring at the Magikarp. She flops around, sometimes dribbling water from her mouth onto the pier. He tries tossing her back into the water, but she leaps back next to him.]

_{What the hell.}

_{[ooc:ah...could I say that Prussia has a Growlithe egg now? :D; /not sure how these things work...]}

[ Kisa's just watching this and-- wow, that's one determined fish. But can she breathe?? DD: ]

((ooc: Yep! Kisa would have left it at the Center for him.))

[She somehow makes her way to where Prussia's hand is and wiggles, as if trying to tell him she'll do her best if he will too. Of course, he doesn't catch any of that.]

What kind of fish likes being captive? I'm benevolent enough to set you free, so take advantage of it!

_{[ooc: Awesome! ♥ I heard they took about a week to hatch after being laid?]}

[ awwww, she loves you, Prussia! ]

((ooc: I think the week's for ones like Eevee and Dratini. The others... are about five days.))

[If only he wasn't a retarded male and can actually tell what Lisbeth is trying to say. All he gets is that she's strangely stubborn and weird. He doesn't even bother getting up this time as he attempts to roll her back to the water, but for every inch he gains, she returns twice as close.]

Stupid fish.

[He gives up and allows her to wriggle next to him.]

_{[ooc: Thanks! :3]}

[ she would say something if she could, really. Or at least giggle, but she'll smile at the fish's triumph. ]

[He finally notices the feed is on.]

_Crap!

[Oh, it's Kisa, even more embarrassing. AAGH. This isn't how he takes care of Pokemon, really!]

What're you smiling at?

[This isn't pouting, it's your imagination. >>]

... [ o-oops, she'll look contrite. ]

[He's not very convinced, so he pouts more.]

Guess I'm stuck with her.

[Even he would feel bad if a fish followed him home via flopping.]

I think she likes you.

HAHAHA OF COURSE SHE WOULD! EVERYONE LIKES ME!

[ djkdkfg she's jumping a little there, Prussia. ]

[Sorry, Kisa. He's a loud one.]

HAHAHAHAhahaha...ha...

[Sob, he doesn't want her to like him. He wants an awesome, bad ass Pokemon to like him.]

...

[ don't mind her, she's staring as politely as she can. ]

[He doesn't even have the energy to laugh anymore as he nudges the Magikarp sulkily. She wiggles a bit in response.]

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