originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]

…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

_{I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.}

_{[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]}

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[Indignantly]

Of course I'll try! No Pokemon of mine will stay useless! I'll make her awesome.

[Even he doesn't believe himself.]

[Her frown disappears and she beams back at him.]
How very wonderful! You see, that's the way to go about it! Good luck!

[So positive. He's not sure how to take this beaming.

He'll just default to his usual, arrogant self.]

I don't need luck.

[Though he does appreciate the sentiment, 'cause look at that fish. It can't do anything!]

Thanks.

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