Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[originofawesome]

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]



…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

<sub>I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.



[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]</sub>

Comments

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[lovemebrothers.livejournal.com]

You can't eat a Pokemon, no matter how lame it is! Gross!

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[originofawesome]

I know that!

[Scowls indignantly.]

They ate fish in the episodes, it had to come from somewhere!

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[lovemebrothers.livejournal.com]

Maybe Kasumi was just a better fisher than you, even think of that?

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[originofawesome]

I'm way better than she could ever be!






Who's Kasumi?

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[lovemebrothers.livejournal.com]

Dunno what they called her at your place, but the girl from the show! She was always fishing, da ze!

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[originofawesome]

[Oh, like that's helpful.]

That tells me nothing.

[grumpily]

You're useless.

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[lovemebrothers.livejournal.com]

At least I won't starve!

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[originofawesome]

[Oh, touche.]

I'm not gonna starve!

...Gilbird ate all the food.

[She puffs up in irritation at the accusation and pecks him.]

Ow! Stop that!

[Really, he just forgot his food back in Violet.]

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[lovemebrothers.livejournal.com]

If you let her eat too much, she'll get fat!

_{[ but he waves in the camera as though to say "hi" to the Pidgey. ]}

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[originofawesome]

She won't! She's training it all off!

[Gilbird just turns her nose up at Korea. You called her fat.]

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[lovemebrothers.livejournal.com]

You're gonna have to do a lot of training, then!

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[originofawesome]

[Gilbird squawks indignantly and pecks at the screen, wanting to get at Korea's eyes.]

Oi, she's perfectly healthy! I keep my Pokemon in good shape! You'd probably let yours sit around and grow obese!

[YOU DOUBT HIS MILITARY TRAINING AND STRATEGY, KOREA?]

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[lovemebrothers.livejournal.com]

Pfft, my Pokemon is awesome! See?

_{( have a Wobbuffet staring at you through the screen. he raises one hand in greeting. )}

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[originofawesome]

[Gilbird doesn't seem very impressed, though she does greet the other Pokemon. It's not Wobbuffet's fault that Korea's a jerk.]

Pi!

Who would want to breed their Pokemon with yours?

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[lovemebrothers.livejournal.com]

Wobba! _{( Well, at least someone's getting along. )}

Anyone would be lucky to!

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[originofawesome]

Pidgey~ [Someone's gotta be reasonable, and it's clearly not going to be the humans.]

It'll just produce inferior Pokemon.

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[lovemebrothers.livejournal.com]

No! They'll be great! You'll be jealous!

_{( Wobbuffet is still examining the camera with a blank smile. )}

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[originofawesome]

[Gilbird stares back, not quite sure what to make of that smile.]

I see nothing to be jealous of.

[Smirks superiorly.]

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[lovemebrothers.livejournal.com]

'cept everything!

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[originofawesome]

[He sneers.]

Stop wasting my time.

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[lovemebrothers.livejournal.com]

...won't you get lonely with no one to talk to?

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[originofawesome]

[Twitch]

.....KESESE I have plenty of people to talk to!