Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[originofawesome]

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]



…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

<sub>I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.



[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]</sub>

Comments

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

She doesn't want to go away because she like you and gave her a pretty name!

[It is. Pfft, she has no fear. She rides on the shoulder of one the most batshit, battle hungry, bloo crazed person in her canon...AND calls him...Ken-chan.]

[originofawesome]

[It's nice and all that the fish likes him, but that doesn't change how useless she is.]

I do give awesome names. [He laughs, though it isn't as cocky as usual. He does find her name amusing, since it is after someone he claims to despise.]

[Prussia like her already. Or he would if he knew.]

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

[Hey, she's a little useless now. But, in the future, she can kick ass...Like her namesake]

Are you gonna keep her? [Just wait until how fitting that name is Gil]

[Someday, he'll find out]

[originofawesome]

[The irony will crush him. Literally.]

She's not going away.

[...orz fail typing. sorry.]

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

{Poor Gil. I hope he survives. Prussia is too awesome to die]

Then, you better put her in the ball. There are big birds that eat them. One really big bird tired to eat Fish. But, I threw rocks at it until it let Fish go.

[Fail? What is this fail you speak of?]

[originofawesome]

[Good thing he's durable, right? Nothing can kill the great Prussia!]

I don't think anyone or anything would want a Magikarp.

[sob <33333]

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

[Yep, he's not going anywhere anytime soon. Yeah, nothing! All hail his awesome]

I like them! They're funny fish...

[Hugs ♥]

[originofawesome]

[He likes you already.]

You want her?

[lubbu ♥♥♥

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

[Yay! What can I say. I love Prussia]

But, I already have one. Fish might not like me having another one. Even, if it's a girl. He like it when we train alone.

[lubbu too ♥♥♥♥♥♥]

[originofawesome]

[He's lovable in that fail way. |D]

[Dammit, well, it was a nice try. Prussia hefts her up and shakes her a bit, in hopes of getting a reaction.]

Don't be useless!

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

[That fail is part of his charm~]

IF you want her not to be useless, you have to train her. I train all my Pokemon really hard. We're really strong now. I'm making sure none them are weak!

[originofawesome]

[Good thing he has at least one thing going for him~ |D]

[Scoffs loudly] None of my Pokemon will be weak or useless when I'm done with them!

[Oh good, now you gave him motivation to train a Magikarp (despite how hopeless it seemed). No way some little girl will outdo him!

How interesting~ Not many little girls care about being strong. Prussia has an interest in her now.]

What's your name?

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

[Well, he's got other traits...I think XD]

[She nods] That's the spirit! When, they're strong enough we can battle.

[She's not a normally little girl. In fact, she far from normal]

My name is Yachiru Kusajishi. Nice to meet you!

[originofawesome]

[Maybe. |D]

[He smirks.] You won't wait long.

[If only he knew. He just thinks she's a boisterous little girl, though he likes her spirit.]

Prussia. Where're you at?

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

[She excited over the concept of battling someone]

Oh, Tiny and me were in Ecrueteak City. But, it was boring since no one wanted to battle. Now, where in a place called...Sudowoodo Crossing.

[originofawesome]

[He consults his map and nearly blanches.]

_{Shit, that's far.}

I'm in Violet. It'll be awhile before we can battle.

[He's mildly disappointed.]

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

[Yachiru's disappointed too. Plus, she got there all on her own. Her terrible navigation skills got her and her Pokemon completely lost.]

Hmm, that's okay! I'm going back that way. I'm going to meet people from my world. But, they're allllll the way back in New Bark Town.

[originofawesome]

I'll see you then. Don't disappoint me~

[He's stuck in Violet for awhile, since he has to beat the gym leader. With the weird travel times due to the pixelated world, Prussia's Pokemon are lower level than if he had traveled at normal speed, so he's going to be training hard, since Yachiru's Pokemon are probably higher if she's that far ahead already.]

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

I won't! I'll see you then...Bye!

[She chirps cheerfully. The sound of a Pokemon grumbling can be heard in the background before the screen goes black]