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Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]

…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

_{I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.}

_{[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]}

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[Don't compare him to France. :|]

[They're stuck with demons in this world! FUCK FUCK FUCK. NO WAIT........China wouldn't know what a real demon looks like!...He'll just be telling himself that China is stupid and making shit up. The shorter nation is a weirdo anyway.]

You asshole.

[You made him freak out for no reason!]

Excuse me?

Stupid bastard, don't say such things lightly!

You freak out about those two girls not being human, yet you're not human yourself1 And don't say it's because your awesome, aru!

[Boy, was Prussia lucky that he wasn't near China now.]

There's a difference between demons and nations, you idiot!

[No, China is the one who is lucky to be far away. :|]

So it's kind of like you.

[Shitty day is turning shittier. Prussia looks like he wants to punch Netherlands in the face.]

Fucker! Don't compare me to that!

[ djkdkfg she's jumping a little there, Prussia. ]

[ he'd punch back, jsyk. ]

Why don't you just kick it back into the water.

[Then they'd get into an awesome fist fight.]

I already did!

[Just for you, he'll toss the fish back into the water. And whaddya know, she tosses herself right back onto the pier, as if nothing happened.]

It. Won't. Go. Away.

[Sorry, Kisa. He's a loud one.]

HAHAHAHAhahaha...ha...

[Sob, he doesn't want her to like him. He wants an awesome, bad ass Pokemon to like him.]

[ and afterwards they'd go drink beer like bros? ]

Then just walk away. Doubt it'll follow you on land.

[Totally. This is how friendship works.]

I tried. It flopped after me.

[He'd never admit to this, but a part of him feels guilty leaving a fish on land when it refuses to go back into the water. He shrugs a bit smugly.]

I can't help it if it wants to stay with me.

...

[ don't mind her, she's staring as politely as she can. ]

[He doesn't even have the energy to laugh anymore as he nudges the Magikarp sulkily. She wiggles a bit in response.]

Macigkarp.

[Luckily for the both of them that Haku had rather good timing in these kinds of situations and thus happened upon the scene in his return from his own training. Akemi trailed behind him, though was instantly on-guard when she heard Marianne's hissing.

This, in turn, got Haku worried, taking a moment to survey the situation before quickly moving in to get between Prussia and France by whatever means necessary.]

What is going on here? I leave to train and I return to what appears to be fighting? [His own tone is rather low, quietly warning to cut it the hell out before he really has to get involved.]

[Prussia feels great satisfaction in seeing France curled up on the floor, whimpering like the coward he is. He doesn't even glance at Marianne, ready to pick France up by his lapels and show him exactly who the dog is here.

Unfortunately (or perhaps it is fortunate), Haku returns and cuts between them. Prussia nearly shoves him out of the way, but Haku's warning cuts through his angry haze, enough to make him pause.]

That is a coward with no sense of honor. A worthless leech.

[He practically spits out. He grabs his bag and Lisbeth, who is oddly still, and slams the door as he storms out. Gilbird frantically follows, clearly worried about her trainer.]

How would you know what a demon is like, aru?!

Have you tried walking away from it?

It follows me.

[...Ah, he catches your emphasis. And finds it ironic, but.]

Actually, ah, I've met too many humans for my liking who see some point to it that I don't.

[How interesting~]

What are you if not human?

I could ask you the same question.

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