Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[originofawesome]

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]



…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

<sub>I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.



[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]</sub>

Comments

[noodlegoggles]

A...fish? I didn't know you could go fishing here...

[originofawesome]

[NOT JUST ANY FISH. IT IS THE FAILURE OF ALL FISHES.]

It's not worth it. [He scowls at the Magikarp.]

[noodlegoggles]

Oh... [let's get some goggle boy optimism up in hur.] Can you eat it?

[originofawesome]

[He's pretty disgusted at how useless it is.]

Tastes like shit, apparently. Even if it didn't, it's made of scales and bone.

[alpha_stigma.livejournal.com]

Then what is the point? Seems to me that it only ever leaves people hurt or dead.

video

[lovemebrothers.livejournal.com]

Wobba! _{( Well, at least someone's getting along. )}

Anyone would be lucky to!

video! because cocona is a tiny little girl with discrimination problems D8

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Pokemon are like people too! But you know, a Magikarp is still a fish! And fish can't do much on land. It can still swim and who knows? Maybe you can teach her how to be a lifeguard just in case someone can't swim!

1/2 video! That was evil, but he totally deserved it. XD

[originofawesome]

[YOU TRICKED HIM. He stares at her in slack-jawed surprise. Then he glares at her sulkily.]

Brat!

[Oh, if he could strangle her right now.]

2/3 video! I lied.

[originofawesome]

[She made her point, though he won't admit to it.]

She can't even save herself.

3/3 video!

[originofawesome]

[He says this next bit as though it was his idea all along. (At the very least, it'll save him a self-righteous lecture)]

I'll teach her to be awesome!

[...Somehow. Sob.]

video! she didn't mean to trick you prussia-taaan EVERYTHING IS WITH GOOD INTENTIONS /sunglasses

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

[She would power whack you with her baton and +150 strength stat if you tried to strangle her, Prussia. + CREEPY POKEMON.]

One day. I'm going to catch a Magikarp and raise it with lots of love so that at least one of them can be happy!

video! SO YOU CLAIM /stares at suspiciously

[originofawesome]

[asdflhg little girls aren't supposed to do that! D8

He's not sure why someone would bother raising something so useless, though he could admire her passion.]

If you want to waste your time. Though mine will be more awesome~

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[originofawesome]

Pidgey~ [Someone's gotta be reasonable, and it's clearly not going to be the humans.]

It'll just produce inferior Pokemon.

video! ... well, she might have watched and learned from the tsun+yan+kuu dere trio back home |Dc

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

[She is a supreme vanguard! >8D

And she pities all dem Magikarps being used as mace and being thrown. 8(]

Is that a challenge, Mr. Prussia?!

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[lovemebrothers.livejournal.com]

No! They'll be great! You'll be jealous!

_{( Wobbuffet is still examining the camera with a blank smile. )}

video! NO LEARN TO BE A NORMAL, CUTE GIRL.

[originofawesome]

[But that's all they're good for. D:]

Why, can't handle one?

video! IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE 8(

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

No, I can do it! I will definitely do it!

Let's battle one day, Mr. Prussia!

[video]

[biteisbigger.livejournal.com]

...??

[ why you so horrified D: ]

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[originofawesome]

[Gilbird stares back, not quite sure what to make of that smile.]

I see nothing to be jealous of.

[Smirks superiorly.]

[video]

[originofawesome]

[He doesn't realize the feed is on as he continues staring at the Magikarp. She flops around, sometimes dribbling water from her mouth onto the pier. He tries tossing her back into the water, but she leaps back next to him.]

<sub>What the hell.


[ooc:ah...could I say that Prussia has a Growlithe egg now? :D; /not sure how these things work...]</sub>

video! BUT WHY T__T

[originofawesome]

[He grins.]

Don't disappoint me~

[video]

[biteisbigger.livejournal.com]

[ Kisa's just watching this and-- wow, that's one determined fish. But can she breathe?? DD: ]

((ooc: Yep! Kisa would have left it at the Center for him.))

video! her home world is pretty messed up s-sob

[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

With her, you have two Pokemon, right? Then to make it fair, I'll only use the Magikarp I catch and Diane!

video! askdlfhg poor girl D8

[originofawesome]

[He waves it off.]

They can handle anything.

What Pokemon do you have?


_{[ooc: fff and what level? I want to know how much he has to train. xDDD]}

[video]

[originofawesome]

[She somehow makes her way to where Prussia's hand is and wiggles, as if trying to tell him she'll do her best if he will too. Of course, he doesn't catch any of that.]

What kind of fish likes being captive? I'm benevolent enough to set you free, so take advantage of it!


_{[ooc: Awesome! ♥ I heard they took about a week to hatch after being laid?]}