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originofawesome[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]
Ah hell, bite dammit!
[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]
AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---
[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]
…Fuck.
[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]
I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.
[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]
Ah hell, bite dammit!
[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]
AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---
[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]
…Fuck.
[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]
I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.
[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]
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Date: 2010-11-04 06:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-11-04 06:12 am (UTC)[Dammit, well, it was a nice try. Prussia hefts her up and shakes her a bit, in hopes of getting a reaction.]
Don't be useless!
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Date: 2010-11-04 06:16 am (UTC)I'm not gonna starve!
...Gilbird ate all the food.
[She puffs up in irritation at the accusation and pecks him.]
Ow! Stop that!
[Really, he just forgot his food back in Violet.]
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Date: 2010-11-04 06:20 am (UTC)[ but he waves in the camera as though to say "hi" to the Pidgey. ]
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Date: 2010-11-04 06:21 am (UTC)Of course I'll try! No Pokemon of mine will stay useless! I'll make her awesome.
[Even he doesn't believe himself.]
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Date: 2010-11-04 06:24 am (UTC)[Gilbird just turns her nose up at Korea. You called her fat.]
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Date: 2010-11-04 06:28 am (UTC)IF you want her not to be useless, you have to train her. I train all my Pokemon really hard. We're really strong now. I'm making sure none them are weak!
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Date: 2010-11-04 06:33 am (UTC)How very wonderful! You see, that's the way to go about it! Good luck!
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Date: 2010-11-04 06:36 am (UTC)video
Date: 2010-11-04 06:46 am (UTC)Oi, she's perfectly healthy! I keep my Pokemon in good shape! You'd probably let yours sit around and grow obese!
[YOU DOUBT HIS MILITARY TRAINING AND STRATEGY, KOREA?]
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Date: 2010-11-04 06:49 am (UTC)He'll just default to his usual, arrogant self.]
I don't need luck.
[Though he does appreciate the sentiment, 'cause look at that fish. It can't do anything!]
Thanks.
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Date: 2010-11-04 06:50 am (UTC)( have a Wobbuffet staring at you through the screen. he raises one hand in greeting. )
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Date: 2010-11-04 06:55 am (UTC)[Scoffs loudly] None of my Pokemon will be weak or useless when I'm done with them!
[Oh good, now you gave him motivation to train a Magikarp (despite how hopeless it seemed). No way some little girl will outdo him!
How interesting~ Not many little girls care about being strong. Prussia has an interest in her now.]
What's your name?
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Date: 2010-11-04 07:05 am (UTC)[She nods] That's the spirit! When, they're strong enough we can battle.
[She's not a normally little girl. In fact, she far from normal]
My name is Yachiru Kusajishi. Nice to meet you!
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Date: 2010-11-04 07:07 am (UTC)Pi!
Who would want to breed their Pokemon with yours?
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Date: 2010-11-04 07:12 am (UTC)[He smirks.] You won't wait long.
[If only he knew. He just thinks she's a boisterous little girl, though he likes her spirit.]
Prussia. Where're you at?
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Date: 2010-11-04 07:18 am (UTC)Oh, Tiny and me were in Ecrueteak City. But, it was boring since no one wanted to battle. Now, where in a place called...Sudowoodo Crossing.
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Date: 2010-11-04 07:28 am (UTC)Shit, that's far.
I'm in Violet. It'll be awhile before we can battle.
[He's mildly disappointed.]
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Date: 2010-11-04 07:42 am (UTC)Hmm, that's okay! I'm going back that way. I'm going to meet people from my world. But, they're allllll the way back in New Bark Town.
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Date: 2010-11-04 07:49 am (UTC)[He's stuck in Violet for awhile, since he has to beat the gym leader. With the weird travel times due to the pixelated world, Prussia's Pokemon are lower level than if he had traveled at normal speed, so he's going to be training hard, since Yachiru's Pokemon are probably higher if she's that far ahead already.]
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Date: 2010-11-04 08:04 am (UTC)[She chirps cheerfully. The sound of a Pokemon grumbling can be heard in the background before the screen goes black]
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Date: 2010-11-04 09:40 am (UTC)[Getting a Magikarp instead of dinner or a great Pokemon seems to have sucked the energy out of Prussia. He's tired, hungry and can't seem to get rid of the fish, no matter how many times he's tossed her back in the water.]
[video] hm, didn't know you could get one. Also, lol wtf interesting way to phrase it, Jack. XD
Date: 2010-11-04 10:03 am (UTC)He practically spits it out.] It has no fangs. It doesn't have anything but that stupid expression!
[He narrows his eyes, you dare accuse him of just flopping down uselessly? You definitely have his attention now.]
Tch, something like this won't bring me down! Just watch, [He jabs his finger at the screen viciously.] I'll make it awesome!
[Granted, the only thing he can think of happening is her defense being raised so she won't be KO'd right away. Whatever, he'll give her the best defense possible then.]
[video]Bros for life.<3Prussia totally needs one, considering this place is full of kids and pansies
Date: 2010-11-04 10:24 am (UTC)Jackass.
[He looks into the screen arrogantly.]
You'll be sorry for underestimating me!
[He grins, more genuinely this time, and the next bit is said as a promise to himself, Jack, and Lisbeth.]
You won't wait long before you are in the face of greatness!
[video] FFF Jack, I don't understand you, but you're cute. XDDDDD
Date: 2010-11-04 10:56 am (UTC)