Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[originofawesome]

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]



…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

<sub>I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.



[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]</sub>

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[originofawesome]

[He's distracted temporarily by this sudden question. His expression is guarded now.]

There's bad things everywhere.

[originofawesome]

[The irony will crush him. Literally.]

She's not going away.

[...orz fail typing. sorry.]

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[originofawesome]

I know that!

[Scowls indignantly.]

They ate fish in the episodes, it had to come from somewhere!

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[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

W-Well, um, I meant the bad stuff like people staying away from you because you're a certain... [She doesn't really know how to say it, but tries her best with childish explanations!] ... person.

Like! Um... If you heard someone say that birds are bad and they give out curses, but it's not true. But then people start staying away from birds... [Then she trails off... not really knowing how to put her thoughts into words.]

[originofawesome]

[Prussia will just stare in horror. He doesn't understand this guy.]

What the hell is wrong with you.

[...What has he done.]

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

{Poor Gil. I hope he survives. Prussia is too awesome to die]

Then, you better put her in the ball. There are big birds that eat them. One really big bird tired to eat Fish. But, I threw rocks at it until it let Fish go.

[Fail? What is this fail you speak of?]

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[originofawesome]

[Sulkily]

I tried releasing her into the water. She just threw herself back on the pier.

[alpha_stigma.livejournal.com]

[Oh, there are a lot of things wrong with him. But most of them are irrelevant to the conversation at hand, so.]

It's a good thing, I think. There's at least one type that isn't built for pointless fighting, but it still survives.

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[lovemebrothers.livejournal.com]

Maybe Kasumi was just a better fisher than you, even think of that?

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[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

[ A-ah, it wiggled! ]

I didn't know I was doing that.

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[puzzlesitter.livejournal.com]

[She frowns a little.]
Oh dear...Oh! Maybe in mud...?
And it is a rather large fish, isn't it? Maybe if it battled a very small Pokemon, it could train that way!

[originofawesome]

[Just...what. Prussia will always think he's a weirdo.]

Glory and honor are not pointless! [Not to mention the thrill of fighting, and the feel of victory.]

[He says this deprecatingly.]

Something had to be at the bottom of the food chain.

[originofawesome]

[Good thing he's durable, right? Nothing can kill the great Prussia!]

I don't think anyone or anything would want a Magikarp.

[sob <33333]

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[originofawesome]

I'm way better than she could ever be!






Who's Kasumi?

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

[Yep, he's not going anywhere anytime soon. Yeah, nothing! All hail his awesome]

I like them! They're funny fish...

[Hugs ♥]

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[originofawesome]

She'd get stuck.

[Disbelieving stare.]

Even the smallest Pokemon would kick her ass.

[Lisbeth can be seen drooping on the pier. She seems sad and discouraged.]

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[originofawesome]

[Accusingly.]

Don't play stupid!

[originofawesome]

[He likes you already.]

You want her?

[lubbu ♥♥♥

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[puzzlesitter.livejournal.com]

What an ever so awful thing so say! Oh, now look! She looks so sad...

I'm sure she could get stronger if you would stop being so terribly negative!

video! lol what is this. How did you bring this out in him. XD

[originofawesome]

[He doesn't say anything at first, rather baffled and unsure of why this girl would decide to confide in him.

For most of his lifetime, he stood alone, and he was proud to do so. It may say something about his personality (and perhaps people avoided him out of fear or annoyance), but he usually didn't give a shit about others.]

Cocona, right? Don't give a crap about what other people say.

[He grins.]

Except for me, obviously.

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[originofawesome]

She looks the same to me.

[lol men and their denseness.]

I'm being blunt.

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

[Yay! What can I say. I love Prussia]

But, I already have one. Fish might not like me having another one. Even, if it's a girl. He like it when we train alone.

[lubbu too ♥♥♥♥♥♥]

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[lovemebrothers.livejournal.com]

Dunno what they called her at your place, but the girl from the show! She was always fishing, da ze!

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[puzzlesitter.livejournal.com]

The poor thing...

[Puzzlette's frown deepens.] Well, I think it's so very terrible that you won't even try! You'll never get anywhere like that. I'm sure that lovely little fishy would try so very hard if you'd give her the chance...

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[originofawesome]

[Oh, like that's helpful.]

That tells me nothing.

[grumpily]

You're useless.