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Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]

…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

_{I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.}

_{[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]}

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[ PFFFFT. ]

[He's too depressed and hungry to notice that someone is watching him. Catching food was a fail. Catching a decent Pokemon was also a fail. Sob.]

[ How depressing. ]

Prussia.

[Prussia had cut his training short, not in the mood to continue. He drags himself and the Magikarp back, hungry and depressed. Gilbird sits on his head, crooning in an attempt to make him feel better, though it doesn't work.]

[FUCK IT ALL. SOMEONE WITNESSED THIS TRAVESTY. Taking a leaf out of France's book: God, why have you forsaken him.]

_S-Shit!

[He eventually finds his Pokegear and stares into it.]

Hong Kong.

What... You...

Hey! That's not a failure!

You look troubled.

[ HE KNOWS WHY, but he likes picking at things. ]

[Motivation: killed.]

Fuck off.

[He flops on a nearby chair, Lisbeth just lays on the ground, too tired to do anything now.]

My, my~! What a lovely Pokemon! And such a lively color! It's certainly not a failure! You might hurt it's feelings if you call it that...

I thought you said you were good at this?

[Just...makes a face. Can't even come up with a retort.]

[NOOOOOOOOOO MORE PEOPLE ARE SEEING THIS. DAMN HIS POKEGEAR.]

It's not good for food or fighting. It fails.

[Just...saying this mechanically. He gives up training for the night.]

No! Because if you train it with love and care, it'll get to be really strong! And then it won't try and eat you!

It's a fish.

With no meat.

Or battle skills.

[He looks at Lis, and sees no change in expression. In fact, it seems like it may not have heard.]

I was trying to catch dinner, not a Pokemon!

You caught a Fishie too!

[She has one that's evolve but won't say a word...Plus, she calls him Fish]

A fish? They really do come in all different kinds, don't they.

[Says the mage with an owl perched on his head.]

Bullshit.

[He eyes the Magikarp. Lis doesn't look like it'll be eating anything anytime soon.]

_{[ooc: Oh yeah, I edited my LJ entry. Go ahead and try to convince him she'll be strong, but don't say it'll become a Gyarados, or how she will be strong. |D Drag out the despair amirite.]}

You have one too?

[You poor child. He'd feel sorry for you, but he's too caught up in his own self pity.]

So...

How was your day?

Uh... It learns tackle at level 15!

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