originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

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Gilbird sounds like a cute name!

[Speaking of names...]

Ah... I'm Cocona, Mister! What's your name?

[Gilbird puffs up proudly. Of course she would receive a cute name!]

I am the great Prussia.

[It's your lucky day, Cocona, to meet such an amazing person.]

Well, it's nice to meet you, Mr. Prussia! Will you be able to go on okay?

[She should be honored!]

[Gilbird settles herself on top of his head.] Pi Pi!

Obviously!

[What do you take him for, an incompetent failface? ~~You didn't see the Spearow. Yeah.~~]

[Yes, yes she should.]

Don't forget to train your Pokemon, Mr. Prussia!

[She's seen a lot of fail!faces, man. Prussia doesn't top that... yet. 8(]

Hehehe of course! Can't let my Pokemon slack off.

[...That's...kind of sad.]

Oi, where are you at?

I'm about to leave Violet City!

[Consults his map and frowns.]

Pretty damn far.

I'm sure you'll still be able to make it, Mr. Prussia!

HAHA OBVIOUSLY I WOULD!

I wish you luck, Mr. Prussia~

[grins] I don't need luck.

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Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[video] WEAK FRIENDS, UNITE- ... what are we spreading

[video] FTW - we are spreading our awesomeness!

[video] WE SHALL BE WRITTEN IN HISTORY BOOKS /gets out a stamp

[video] AS THE MOST AMAZING PEOPLE EVER.

[video] HELL YEEEAAAAH WE GOT AN ENTIRE CHAPTER OF A HISTORY BOOK

[video] CAUSE WE'RE THAT IMPORTANT.

[video] YEAH /CROSSES ARMS AND SUNGLASSES

[video] alsdkfhg sorry, Halloween plans took longer than expected orz

[video] it's okay! route was pretty quiet during halloween night |D

[video] Ah okay. I was afraid of missing a lot. ^^;

[video] naah |Db

[video] <33