Diary of the Awesome Me 001 || Video/Action right outside of New Bark Town

[originofawesome]

[There is an angry red eye in the screen, before it backs up to reveal an irritated albino.]

JAPAN!

[No way his hallucination could last this long, and he’ll be damned if he’ll let Japan get away with it.]

This is your fault!

[He jabs his finger at the screen.]

I know everyone wants me and my greatness, but kidnapping is illegal under international law! I demand compensation, and you better return me now or-

[There is suddenly a blur of colors, accompanied by a stream of loud German and English curses as Prussia trips over a row of bushes. Someone wasn’t watching where he was going while angrily yelling at the PokéGear.]

Uh – ahaha…ha…FUCK.

[There’s a thud and a view of the sky as Prussia drops his PokéGear and backpack in favor of running from a flock of extremely angry Spearow, hell bent on punishing him for ruining their nests.]

Comments

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[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

Suit yourself. The novelty wears off after two weeks.

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[originofawesome]

[Muttering to himself.]

_{West is going to be such an ass about this. He'll make me do all the paperwork and then he'll take all my money and my car keys.}

[Stares in shock.]

What the fuck! West didn't say anything about you going missing yesterday!

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[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

I've been here for over two months.

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[originofawesome]

[Points accusingly.]

Stop trying to mess with me!

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[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

[ looks completely unfazed by it. also lights his smoking pipe (it's cool okay). ]

I'm not trying anything. This place is just fucked up like that.

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[originofawesome]

Even an idiot knows it's impossible!

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[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

Should be impossible, yeah. Logic doesn't apply to pokéland.

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[originofawesome]

[The disbelief is pretty evident.] You're saying time is screwed up.





So West doesn't know I'm gone.

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[drugsbeleid.livejournal.com]

More like fucked to hell and back. America's a kid and Spain's from the 16th century.

[ there's some grayish smoke swirling before the camera before he adds: ] Pretty much.

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[originofawesome]

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[originofawesome]

THIS PLACE CAN BRING PEOPLE FROM THE PAST!?

[Clutching the Pokegear like no tomorrow.]