originofawesome | Diary of the Awesome Me 003 || Video || Route 32 || Backdated to about a week ago.

KESESESESESE! DUE TO MY GREATNESS, GILBIRD HAS EVO–

[Shouting and pleased chirping accompany a blur of colors as the Pokegear swings wildly around. This lasts for all of three seconds, and there is now a view of white hair, and a very accomplished Pidgeotto sitting on top of said head like she did as a Pidgey. She cocks her head and eyes her trainer curiously, not quite sure as to why he is lying on the ground, flailing.]

_{[ooc: I don’t have internet at the moment, unless I go somewhere that has wifi, so I probably can only tag a little bit today and the next few days. I’ll do my best to get to all my tags soon, so I hope you don’t think I’m neglecting any. ^^;; Sorry for the slowness. I'll also try to post for the event this weekend~]}

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From:

tapestodiane

_{[Hai Prussia we missed you! Also, Cooper looks both amused and alarmed.]}

Are you alright? ...You don't seem to get along with birds well.

From:

originofawesome

[Muffled noises are all Cooper gets in response. Gilbird brightens at the sight of the other man and coos, turning several times to show off to Cooper.]

From:

tapestodiane

_{[Well, he can always try.]}

Gilbird - will you please step away from your owner? Thank you.

_{[He's a bit unnerved at the suddenly very big bird but since it's not in his presence it's all good.]}

From:

originofawesome

[She seems to deflate a bit, sulky that Cooper isn't paying her the proper attention she should have. She grudgingly steps off of Prussia's head, though she doesn't seem to understand why she has to.

Prussia groans and rolls over, looking startled when he sees Cooper on the screen.]

Holy shit, Cooper!

From:

originofawesome

[He's starting to feel a little embarrassed, so of course, he starts to laugh boisterously.]

HAHAHA DID YOU SEE? I MADE GILBIRD EVEN GREATER!

[Gilbird is miffed at this, since she did do half the work! So she pecks his hand.]

Ow! [He rubs his hand and makes a half-hearted swipe at her.]

From:

tapestodiane

Congratulations. She's a fine bird.
_{[That last bit was aimed more at Gilbird so she wouldn't feel left out cause he didn't miss her sulkiness. He soon shifts attention back to Prussia though.]}

I haven't heard from you for a while. Except the fact that birds can't stop bothering you, I trust you are well?

_{[Cooper doesn't normally tease people, it's just not in his character, but deer god Prussia calls for it.]}

From:

originofawesome

[Gilbird preens, apparently appeased. You saved yourself a peck, Cooper.]

Been training.

[He glares (which is really more of a pout) and crosses his arms huffily. Prussia does many things that call for teasing.]

I'm fucking awesome with birds! I can't help it if they can't stop gravitating towards me!

[Gilbird rolls her eyes in the background.]

From:

tapestodiane

_{[Oh well Cooper is smooth and you know it.]}

You must be doing something wrong for them to keep attacking you, don't you think?

_{[The only bird he hasn't seen attacking Prussia yet is actually Holmes and Holmes is ... really, he's quite apathethic most of the time.

But anyway, joke aside.]}

Prussia, I've been wondering - do you have an actual name, or do you just go by the nation?

From:

originofawesome

[Clearly. Totally impressed, Cooper.]

[Loudly scoffs] They just want to be near me! [That first day in Johto didn't happen, REMEMBER COOP?]

From:

originofawesome

[He looks at Cooper curiously. It seems the man has been thinking.]

Can't stop thinking about me, Cooper~?

From:

tapestodiane

_{[OH MY MISTAKE, what first day are you even talking about?]

[Also, have an amused raise of the eyebrows.]}

Actually, I ran into France.

From:

originofawesome

[Exactly. Good human. /pets]

[His expression falls into a scowl. Prussia >>>>>>>>>>> France]

That asshole?

From:

tapestodiane

_{[Oh baaw Prussia don't be like that Cooper still likes you the best! Have a small frown of disapproval though, because really.]}

I didn't find that to be a proper description. You two have a history?

From:

originofawesome

[Good. Everyone should like him best. He'll be generous and allow you to like others as well. but not as much as you like him.]

Obviously, you know nothing about the cowardly nation. [They do get along at times, but they recently fought...so...]

[Sneers]

Yeah, I kick his sorry ass.

From:

tapestodiane

_{[Here, have a contemplating look as Cooper tries to recall history lessons, in case that's the deal. He could be remembering a war here, but he might just as well be imagining it. European history wasn't exactly a priority when he was in school.]}

Feel free to tell me what I should know, then.

From:

originofawesome

You're American, aren'tcha?

From:

tapestodiane

Yes, why?

From:

originofawesome

America needs to work on his education system.

From:

tapestodiane

_{[Not sure whether to be offended or not, here.]} I can't say European history was something that was considered to be of great importance. Besides, I don't have the advantage of being a nation and owning those memories.

From:

originofawesome

Tch, the brat acts like only his history exists.

All you need to know is that France is a useless coward, who pretends he's better than everyone else.

From:

tapestodiane

_{[He nods but doesn't really answer.]} That still doesn't answer my question, Prussia.

From:

originofawesome

What question~?

From:

tapestodiane

If you have a name or if I should just keep calling you Prussia?

From:

originofawesome

[He would reply with his proper name, but after World War II, it became rather complicated, and really, how can one answer such a question? Was there even an answer?]

From:

originofawesome

[He is tight-lipped, gaze sharply bitter and lost, but that passes quickly, to be replaced with an obnoxious, shit-eating grin.]

Only my citizens call me by my other name~

[Become a Prussian citizen, Cooper! He'll take good care of you.]