Diary of the Awesome Me 002 || Video || Route 32

[originofawesome]

[The feed turns on via Gilbird, who is bored and hungry as she pecks at Prussia’s things. It shows the albino sitting on a pier with a homemade fishing rod. Sushi in the episodes had to come from somewhere, right?]

_{Ah hell, bite dammit!}

[After a minute, there’s a tug. Prussia is now getting really excited as he reels it in. Gilbird hops over, ready for battle.]

AHAHA YES! IT BETTER BE A BIG ONE---

[He stares in horror as a Magikarp flops uselessly on the pier.]



…Fuck.

[Sob, what is his life. He pokes it despondently.]

<sub>I dub thee Lisbeth, like another certain failure.



[EDIT][ooc: Prussia hasn't played the games in over a decade, so he's forgotten what Magikarp evolve into. Don't remind him, it'll be a nice surprise later~]</sub>

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[originofawesome]

[OF ALL FISH WHY THIS ONE. THE MOST USELESS ONE OF ALL. Prussia just...pokes it again.]

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[originofawesome]

What'll that do, flop uselessly at the opponent?

_{[ooc: I belatedly realized I forgot to put the note. |D;; Also my nouns fail.]}

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[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

Speechless?

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[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

I saw some people throwing Magikarp at the Pokemon, but that's a bit mean...

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[originofawesome]

[Is it sad that he won't even bother complaining about the broccoli stalks? It beats Magikarp, that's for sure.

Prussia mechanically eats the broccoli, though he does shoot France a dirty look.]

Fine.

[Until he tried catching dinner.]

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

Yup! I caught one and tried to eat him...He's tastes really bad. I put him back in the water. But, he didn't want to go away.

[Oh, it isn't so bad. Now a days, she ride on his head. Which people freak out. b/c Itty bitty kiddie on a big bad Gyarados...OmO]

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[originofawesome]

Peh! I'm never speechless!

[The indignant, arrogant look lasts all of 30 seconds. It drops when he catches sight of Lis again.]

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[originofawesome]

[Snorts] That probably won't even give it experience, just traumatize it.

[Stares at the blank expression on Lisbeth's face.]

If it will even notice.

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

Wayward puppy has come home for his scraps. He doesn't even have the common courtesy to tell his master hello.

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[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

Of course it will, Mr. Prussia! Pokemon have feelings too! And Magikarp is a Pokemon too!

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[puzzlesitter.livejournal.com]

But look at the way it flops around! It's so energetic! I'm sure if you work with it it can get stronger.

And why would you ever want to eat something so very adorable~?

[originofawesome]

[Pokes Lis. Looks even more depressed.]

Useless for food.

[There's an idea. He tries putting her back in the water, but she just jumps back on the pier. She's already been named, it's too late for you Prussia!]

_...why.

[That is so cute. It would freak Prussia out, though if he gets used to a Gyarados, he might find her to be awesome.]

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[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

[ He eyes it. ] Nice Magickarp.

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[originofawesome]

[Stop trying to make him feel better. Lisbeth refuses to be released into the wild, and she's...useless.]

What, so it'll get stronger at flopping at me?

[He gives her a weird look.]

It's a fish.

[alpha_stigma.livejournal.com]

So, um... is there a reason you called it a failure?

[Forgive him, he knows little to nothing about Pokémon yet (and also dislikes stereotyping).]

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[originofawesome]

[He scrutinizes the quickly tiring Magikarp. He thinks you're trying to making him feel better, and he's not convinced at all.]

Maybe she can do a weak version of Water Gun.

[Lisbeth spurts out a weak trickle of water, as if she was trying make him feel better.]

...

[Sob.]

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

She doesn't want to go away because she like you and gave her a pretty name!

[It is. Pfft, she has no fear. She rides on the shoulder of one the most batshit, battle hungry, bloo crazed person in her canon...AND calls him...Ken-chan.]

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[originofawesome]

[Pouting]

Don't mock me.

[Lisbeth wiggles in response to Hong Kong.]

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[puzzlesitter.livejournal.com]

Well you never know! Since it's a fish...Perhaps it would do better in the water?

[originofawesome]

It can't do jack shit! It can't attack, learns nothing useful, and is pathetically weak! It can't even be eaten!

[Lisbeth kind of...flops over. She seems a little hurt, though Prussia doesn't notice.]

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[photonsaber.livejournal.com]

[GOOD. Because this is a tiny girl that was scolding him instead. 8( why coconaaaa]

Mr. Prussia, did you have any bad stuff back in your home world?

[originofawesome]

[It's nice and all that the fish likes him, but that doesn't change how useless she is.]

I do give awesome names. [He laughs, though it isn't as cocky as usual. He does find her name amusing, since it is after someone he claims to despise.]

[Prussia like her already. Or he would if he knew.]

[alpha_stigma.livejournal.com]

["Hoot." The owl on his head hoots with a headtilt.]

It can't attack... So it's a kind that doesn't fight, then! I like the sound of that.

[...Congratulations. I'm not sure how you did it, but I think you just got him interested in catching one of these for himself eventually.]

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[lovemebrothers.livejournal.com]

You can't eat a Pokemon, no matter how lame it is! Gross!

[chibifukutaicho.livejournal.com]

[Hey, she's a little useless now. But, in the future, she can kick ass...Like her namesake]

Are you gonna keep her? [Just wait until how fitting that name is Gil]

[Someday, he'll find out]