[It's too late, Cooper, he sort of sees you like how he sees his people, though his citizens are more awesome just because they were German first. That's okay, you can be an honorary German.]

You're a very fortunate human being, Cooper. I'll allow you the knowledge of my name.

[He says this next bit with a huge flourish. You should be honored, Cooper.]

I am also known as Gilbert Beilschmidt.